unclefather:

jesuschristvevo:

would you like some cream cheese on your beagle

keep your cream cheese away from my dog



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hellabitcoins:

these are what real eggs look like.. do not eat the goverment eggs.. knowlege

hellabitcoins:

these are what real eggs look like.. do not eat the goverment eggs.. knowlege



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anuvia:

indigostarshine:

best-of-funny:

camisadorush:

zoophobiacrazies:

miniminxie:

okatu:

hoLY CRAP

I’ll never be able to keep a straight face when this song comes on….ever…ever again.

I set fiiiiyah

to the rain.

dead

X

I’m laughing so hard my face hurts
I’m gonna do this

OMG IT’S BACK <3



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mortem-ex-supra:

catchez:

onlylolgifs:

Water balloon popped in zero gravity

STOP SHITTING ME

if you don’t want this on your dash, you’re lying

mortem-ex-supra:

catchez:

onlylolgifs:

Water balloon popped in zero gravity

STOP SHITTING ME

if you don’t want this on your dash, you’re lying



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cheesynoodles:

being a vegetarian in a traditional Austrian restaurant is hard

cheesynoodles:

being a vegetarian in a traditional Austrian restaurant is hard



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dilfweed:

helioscentrifuge:

my-songbird:

I don’t think I ever showed you guys this but we have a dog named Booker and this is his tag.

BOOKER, CATCH!

image

This is everything



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thegirldetective:

tordles:

image

I just forgot I had my Bluetooth hooked up to the wireless portable speakers and I’m laying in my bed and the speakers are in the living room and I hit play on my phone and heard it play faintly in the silence of the night from the other room and I just about screamed from fear before I realized what was going on



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